quiz time

1) How many times have you had cyber sex?
A. You use chat rooms but log off if it starts getting smutty.
B. Once or twice – it was exciting having sex with a stranger.
C. Never. You are too busy downloading porn.
 

2) You are at a business conference in a hotel away from your partner. You have had a lot to drink and a colleague who you have always fancied makes a pass. Do you;
A. Make it clear to that you are in a long-term relationship and you're not interested in casual sex?
B. Feel sorely tempted but resist. You doubt that you could live with the guilt of betraying your partner?
C. Ask if they have a friend who would be interested in a threesome and shag into the small hours of the morning?
 

3) How is your sex life in comparison to the beginning of your relationship?
A. It gets better with every passing month. Over time, your partner has developed a complete understanding of what turns you on.
B. It’s still the best sex ever. And you think it’s OK to fantasize that you're with someone, as long as the someone else is a movie star
C. Better than ever. Particularly when your partner is staying away.
 

4) Your partner breaks wind in bed. How do you react?
A. You am pleased that you have such a degree of intimacy that normal conventions don’t apply.
B. You are slightly upset. They didn’t use to do this. Is the magic beginning to wear off?
C. Fine. Next time you drop one, you’ll hold their head under the duvet until they pass out.
 

5) Which of the following best describes your relationship with your partner?
A. You were made to be together. You can hardly remember what life was like before you met.
B. Your partner is certainly the best person you have gone out with. No-one else has really come close, there’s hardly anything you’d change
C. Your partner is great – you couldn’t have got into the swinging scene without them.
 

One for girls only
6) What’s your idea of a perfect man?
A. The one you're with, of course!
B. A mix between Jude Law/Brad Pitt/ Robbie Williams and George Clooney
C. There’s no such thing
 

One for guys only
7) What’s your idea of a perfect woman?
A. Your woman. She looks a bit like Kylie/Cameron Diaz/Kelly Brook/Halle Berry
B. A mix between Kylie/Cameron Diaz/Kelly Brook/Halle Berry
C. Kylie and Cameron Diaz and Kelly Brook and Halle Berry, all at once

Mostly A's
You are living in a fantasy world. You have a hopelessly idealised view of your partner. You need to wise up quick before you get hurt. Read Playing Away, a book which will let you know what your partner’s actually thinking

Mostly B's
You have yet to step into the messy world of adultery. It is almost inevitable that you will. You very possibly think that you are unique. However, Playing Away is a book written specifically about you. Find out what the future holds by reading Playing Away. It will chart out the next year of your life with an accuracy which, in retrospect, will take your breath away

Mostly C's
You are male. Or you are Connie. You probably think that it's only guys who are constantly looking for sex outside a relationship. You couldn’t be more wrong. Read Playing Away, a book which will explain it all for you – it’s chilling. Guaranteed to make you feel paranoid every time your partner is more than 5 minutes late.