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Whist I was writing this
book I also...
Became a snowboarding chick (sort of).
Invested in Kevlar re-enforced padded
underwear (see above).
Rode pillion on a motorbike.
Seriously considered a tattoo and a boob job
– dismissed them both.
Threw away my entire wardrobe.
Watched my baby take his first steps and
listened as he learned to talk.
Bought a Kenwood Smoothie maker,
five-portions-of-fruit-and-veg-per-day-R-Us.
Sat in a hot tub, at night time, whilst snow
fell around me. |